Monday 8 February 2016

How I Lost My Virginity


By Birbal Boniface Musoba
8th February, 2016
Once upon a time, in a land enchanted by a Napoleon-complexed and charismatic trade unionist, a land swept up by the romance, promise and seduction of a newly and hard won democracy and a liberalised, pluralistic and free press, there lived an average boy of average height and average intellect from an average family named Aaron.
Now, even though Aaron went to a government school on a military barrack in the heart of the landlocked country’s third largest city, he most frequently found himself in the gay companionship of children who went to the so-called, but now defunct, fancy school of the day, a school whose name conjured sighs of schizophrenic adulation from other children’s parents, eliciting in the children, in turn, a deafening and envious demur that they their gullible, ingenuous essences could not action.
Living in the industrial and commercial centre of the once the economic backbone of the British’s south central African protectorate, back in the days before M-net and K-TV, back when the only available television channel would begin its broadcast transmission at 17hrs with an hour of the much craved and beguiled cartoons, the main palate of speech, even in the lower middle class home in which he was raised, was one of the major Bantu languages spoken primarily in north-eastern of the former British protectorate. But, from time to time, when Aaron was in the company of his more affluently educationally predispositioned friends, he would try as much as he could to master the Queen's speech, to the bemused delight of his friends.
As the days passed, with each week bleeding seamlessly into the next, echoing louder the mediocrity of the former than a prepubescent boy should notice, Aaron’s dreams - the metal and fabric that cushion childhood with a nostalgia-laced indignation of sweet-days-gone-by – were robbed by the crushing and ever reverberant realisation that, in his homeland, in this place in which his pride and fever were supposed to be peaked, in this place, surrounded by his contemporaries, which was supposed to be home, when one did not command the language that enslaved us, the language that brought our forefathers to their knees, stripped them of their decency and made them subserviently fellate their pride away, the language that perversed our sisters and mothers’ chastity for the parade of the affluently predispositioned, he becomes lesser - not lesser in the regard of those who thought us lesser, no less, but lesser to his own kin, his own tribe, his own people; akin to a medieval fag.
Today, Aaron is no longer boy that average boy of average height and average intellect from an average family, but he has grown into a man, an average man of average intellect and ambition, but still a man. Today, Aaron, still fluently eloquent in that language that is a lingua franca for 18 related ethnic groups, but having have had his education make him travel beyond the borders that were so dispassionately drawn to forever keep people united by the red soil of our continent strangers, is still plagued by that old but familiar nagging anxiety: has the zeitgeist changed or did those bemused and delighted children simply grow into the elitist class that masks its abhorrent decency with gullible, ingenuous essences to the outraged melancholy of society?
The End